26 June 2009

Pain aaaa???

This morning went for medical check up.. no lah not for employment.. (too soon..mebbe in 1/2 year or so muehheheheh). The medical checkup is for loan approval.. (i think).

So this insurance company punya panel clinic x byk, so i had to settle with this clinic, somewhere in Jalan Genting Klang, so i can go in the morning b4 i go to work since it is on our way pun. Plus I have to fast like 8 hours prior to the checkup.. kena lah pergi pagi kan? tak larat den nak pose whole day then pegi petang pulok..

Anyway... the clinic is so old.. the equipment they used there is so damn old.. like the BP machine.. mana ada lagi clinic yg pakai machine lama yg kena pump tu oiiiii.. bukan computers/ handphone etc jer yg maju kedepan... medical equipment pun byk dah improve wahai para medical practitioners!

Well, not only the equipment is so old, the people working there also very2 old. (no wonder la kot tak de improvement in the technology eh?) Doctors pun tua bangka, the clinic attendants pun 2 x 5 tua bangka...

So anyway i went thru the medical checkup... ambik urine.. check jantung.. then after waiting like 1/2 hour.. fianlly baru jumpa doctor.

Doctor asked few medical questions, did some tests, and then finally nak ambik darah.

Aku ni.. x de la penakut sgt. My pain tolerance ni i can classify as medium la.. (used to be high, but after Sofeya punya delivery, turun medium..muhehehe..sakit wooo) So i can still bear the sakit of the needle poking into my arm to ambik darah..

So as usual, the ngong doctor (rite, from now i hv to refer to the doctor as ngong) tied my upper arm ketat2 (this is wat they do to make sure blood senang kuar), sapu a bit of alcohol at my vein, and cocok jarum!

U see.. seumur hidup aku, many2 times ambik darah.. tak pernah la darah susah nak kuar.. sekalik cucuk dah kuar...

But but but.. this ngong doctor.. however managed to dpt dlm 1/3 blood in the syringe... i know lah.. i tengok the whole scene.. tak takut la konon kan?

So the doctor cabut needle, and masukkan the blood in the test tube (whatever the name is) for lab tests later on...

Aku ingat dah ler kan... fuhh.. lega.....

Then the clinic attendant came and put plaster on my arm.. and then..

AIKK... THE DOCTOR CAME BACK WITH A NEW SYRINGE!!

OMGWTF???

then i heard the lady attendant said.. "tak mau keluar ke doctor? took new needle oredi?"

shiiitttt... so now they started to operate my left arm plak...

ikat ketat, sapu alcohol, and cocok....

waddayaknow.... NO BLOOD CAME OUT.

then the NGONG doctor started to GODEK2 the jarum INSIDE ME! not only godek.. he also like main tarik-tekan-tarik-tekan the syringe!

gilo ke hapa? mana bleh wat camtu!!!!!

Aku tak tahan sakit.. and started verbally and facially expressing my pain..

And he asked...

"PAIN AAAAA???"

bengong siot...

i felt like poking the syringe right into his face, and then ask him

"PAIN AAAAA doctor?"

:)

5 comments:

NORLIDA MOHD NOR A.K.A IDA said...

Weii aku mmg tak tahan laa ketawa giler babi bila baca blog kor.... Kalo aku, dah lama aku jerit kat doc ngong tuh......"Ko ingat aku ikan ker???? Senang2 nak cucuk orang...reti buat keja ker idak nie"... Apa nama klinik tuh? Aku tak nak gi sana......

Cik Puan Kamil said...

Ko jawab lah cenggini, "No lah, doc... best... Let me show you..." pastu ko tikam dia punya tangan lak.... Ada ka ? Kalau aku meraung dah

Konot said...

dot.. yeah i still remember our standard 6 BCG experience.. muahahahahah!!! nanti aku email la ko nama klinik tu..


myra - aku pun sket lagi nak meraung.. kontrol macho punya pasal lah tu...

liadevega said...

Hahaha...(gelak guling-guling)

dah tua sgt la tu...

Konot said...

lia - tua sgt dah.. aku rasa patut dah pencen dok rumah!

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