Main bunga api

Semlm Mr Photographer beli bunga api. Alaaa.. yg percik2 sket tu... yg bunga api tahap introductory tu jer...

Balqis excited giler.. tapi takut nak pegang..
Sofeya plak terkebil2 bijik mata tgk.. dia pulak sibuk nak pegang.. aihhh tak padan dgn kecik!

Oh btw, Sofeya dah sembuh seperti sediakala.. ALHAMDULILLAH. Lega hati mak dia nieh..
Thanks for all your doa ye kawan2 :)

Aku tingat time kecik2 dulu. Mlm2 WAJIB main bunga api dgn jiran sebelah (Sham) / depan umah. Selalunya depan umah (Amelia). Sham dgn Melia ni mmg childhood friends aku ler.. Lepas bukak terawih, nanti kitorang kuar umah, kumpul and eksyen bunga api masing2.. pas tu main!

Takat bunga api tahap introductory tu mmg kitorang tak pandang ler.. hahahha

Ada sekali tu kan...

Kan ada jenis mercun yg korang kena letak dlm botol kosong, bakar pencucuh dia, angkat botol tinggi2 sbb nanti mercun tu akan take off and meletup kat atas.. Masa dia nak take off tuh, bunyi agak kuat...... sampai dia meletup...

Mcm... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAPOFFFFFFF!!!

Tapi since masa bunyi tu mercun tu dah naik atas, so tak de la bunyi kuat sgt.

Apa nama eh? lupa la....

Well anyway.. aku dgn Melia ni kunun KREATIF la kan... (sah2 2-2 tak jadik engineer skang muahahahha). So aku cakap kat dia.. eh why not kita cucuk je mercun ni kat atas tanah, biar dia start terbang from tanah... best kan?

Pandai nyer idea kan... mmg diharamkan jadik engineer

So kitorang bakar ler mercun tu atas tanah, pas tu gi lari nyorok tepi keter mak aku.. nak tgk la mercun tu take off dari tanah...

SEKALIK TUHHHH

That blardy mercun tak terbang atas la plak!!! Dia bunyi

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and KAPOFFFFFFFFFFFFF sekuat2 alam kat situ jugak!!!

Korang imagine ler mcm mana kuatnyer bunyi..

Tak leh imagine eh?

Lebih kurang cenggina la kuatnyer... Half of penduduk kat Jalan A-10 Taman Melawati tu kuar rumah nak tgk kot2 ada bom meletup..

Aku dgn Melia dah berpeluh pucat muka masing2. Nampak muka mak masing2 kat pintu rumah lagik la rasa nak terkencet...

Hambik nkoooo... nak sgt eksperimen tak tentu hala...

Lagi satu incident...

Ni kat kampung bapak aku... aku dok main mercun (yg tinggi sket tahap from mercun introductory.. ala yg ada belang2 merah tuh) dgn adik sedara aku. Dia ni ada keter mainan (yg kita buleh duduk and jalan kan keter tu dgn kaki). So keter mainan tu mcm ada bakul / compartment kat blakang.

So aku main ler bunga api ni kan.. cucuh bunga api.. taruk kat bakul tu.. cucuh lagi satu, taruk kat bakul tu.. and lagi and lagi... kunun nyer nak kasik byk2 bunga api kat bakul tu..

Apa lagik.. BERAPI2 la bakul tuh...

Sedar2.. api dah menjulang tinggi sampai ke bumbung!!!! Seriyes korang, aku tak tipu!

Aku pun dgn muka panic berpeluh2. panggey pak teh aku.. tunjuk api tuh.. Fuhhh.. panic jap sumerang.. cepat2 ambik air.. simbah...

Giler... sket lagik mmg dah masuk tajuk buletin utama dah aku...

So moral of the story... jgn ler biar anak nkorang main bunga api sengsorang.. kang tah apa2 jadiknyer..

Pain aaaa??? Part 2

I forgot to update one thing about the doctor... this one little thing that makes me wonder.. hmm... doctor ni termiss satu subject ke masa study dulu?

Masa checkup... ada thsi one series of questions he has to ask.. u know.. things like "do u smoke" or "are you pregnant" etc...

So there's this question.. about my weight.. whether it fluctuates significantly or not.. i said.. no lah kan... (mengandung tak kira lah kan). Then he said

ND : how about when u were pregnant?
Me: of course lah naik

duhhhhhhhh... sah2 ler kan?

ND : how many kgs increased?
Me : 12 kgs

And he gave me this weird look...

ND : THAT MUCH?? pregnant pun supposedly increase max of 5 kgs only..

And I PULAK GAVE HIM THIS WEIRD LOOK..

Me: Apa pulak doctor?
ND: ya lah.. baby normally within 3 kgs only... maximum 5 kgs is a lot oredi.
Me: But my gynea also said 12 kgs is normal.. some people lagi la sampai 20-30 kgs.. how?

ND gave this puzzled look as tho tak tau mcm mana nak justify my SUDDEN INCREASE in weight due to pregancy.. then he asked

ND : but your weight drop to normal weight after delivery?
Me : yes. (prasan kurus jap..)

p/s - ND is ngong doctor.

p/s lagik - betul tak aku kata dia ni termiss satu subject masa study dulu?

Pain aaaa???

This morning went for medical check up.. no lah not for employment.. (too soon..mebbe in 1/2 year or so muehheheheh). The medical checkup is for loan approval.. (i think).

So this insurance company punya panel clinic x byk, so i had to settle with this clinic, somewhere in Jalan Genting Klang, so i can go in the morning b4 i go to work since it is on our way pun. Plus I have to fast like 8 hours prior to the checkup.. kena lah pergi pagi kan? tak larat den nak pose whole day then pegi petang pulok..

Anyway... the clinic is so old.. the equipment they used there is so damn old.. like the BP machine.. mana ada lagi clinic yg pakai machine lama yg kena pump tu oiiiii.. bukan computers/ handphone etc jer yg maju kedepan... medical equipment pun byk dah improve wahai para medical practitioners!

Well, not only the equipment is so old, the people working there also very2 old. (no wonder la kot tak de improvement in the technology eh?) Doctors pun tua bangka, the clinic attendants pun 2 x 5 tua bangka...

So anyway i went thru the medical checkup... ambik urine.. check jantung.. then after waiting like 1/2 hour.. fianlly baru jumpa doctor.

Doctor asked few medical questions, did some tests, and then finally nak ambik darah.

Aku ni.. x de la penakut sgt. My pain tolerance ni i can classify as medium la.. (used to be high, but after Sofeya punya delivery, turun medium..muhehehe..sakit wooo) So i can still bear the sakit of the needle poking into my arm to ambik darah..

So as usual, the ngong doctor (rite, from now i hv to refer to the doctor as ngong) tied my upper arm ketat2 (this is wat they do to make sure blood senang kuar), sapu a bit of alcohol at my vein, and cocok jarum!

U see.. seumur hidup aku, many2 times ambik darah.. tak pernah la darah susah nak kuar.. sekalik cucuk dah kuar...

But but but.. this ngong doctor.. however managed to dpt dlm 1/3 blood in the syringe... i know lah.. i tengok the whole scene.. tak takut la konon kan?

So the doctor cabut needle, and masukkan the blood in the test tube (whatever the name is) for lab tests later on...

Aku ingat dah ler kan... fuhh.. lega.....

Then the clinic attendant came and put plaster on my arm.. and then..

AIKK... THE DOCTOR CAME BACK WITH A NEW SYRINGE!!

OMGWTF???

then i heard the lady attendant said.. "tak mau keluar ke doctor? took new needle oredi?"

shiiitttt... so now they started to operate my left arm plak...

ikat ketat, sapu alcohol, and cocok....

waddayaknow.... NO BLOOD CAME OUT.

then the NGONG doctor started to GODEK2 the jarum INSIDE ME! not only godek.. he also like main tarik-tekan-tarik-tekan the syringe!

gilo ke hapa? mana bleh wat camtu!!!!!

Aku tak tahan sakit.. and started verbally and facially expressing my pain..

And he asked...

"PAIN AAAAA???"

bengong siot...

i felt like poking the syringe right into his face, and then ask him

"PAIN AAAAA doctor?"

:)

Sakitnyer!

Lepas citer Balqis sakit.. ni citer aku sakit plak..

Tadi nak kuar pi jalan dgn Balqis... aku tgh pakai kasut kat luar pintu.. tetiba aku rasa JARI AKU TERSEPIT celah pintu!

And the pintu tu jenis berat ya ampun... and masa aku sedar jari aku terkepit tu, the pintu is still closing slowly...

Spontaneously aku menjerit sekuat hati!!! Sebab sakit terkepit tu aku tak leh nak gambarkan.. sakit sgt2... rasa mcm jari nak terputus! LITERALLY!

While tgh panic2 camtuh.. aku teringat citer kakak aku pernah treat this one patient.. small kid around 2 y.o kot... tersepit jari celah pintu.. and the pintu tu sampai tertutup HABIS... so the hari cam kindda lembik.. coz the tulang kat dlm tu dah remuk..

Oh My God!

And my jari is still terkepit... and yes when it comes to imagination, my brain can think THAT fast.. :P

Anyway.. lepas tu aku kindda come back to my senses and instead of continue jerit yg obviously tak de faedah... i pushed the door open to release my half-kemik-ed jari.

Yes.. my left jari manis and jari kelingking are HALF KEMIK. Seriously.. KEMIK... mcm nko ambik daging ayam tu kan.. pastu tekan dgn sudu.. isi mcm kedalam sket kan... pas tu ambik garfu.. cungkil sket isi ayam tuh.. haaaaa.. cenggitu la keadaannyer jari aku... kemik plus isi terkeluar sket!!

Tapi tak de darah....

Sakit nyer.... too sakit to explain... aku tersungkur terduduk depan pintu, menahan sakit for about 10 mins.. balqis dah panic terdiam... maid aku dah pok pek pok pek suruh aku minum air... apa kena mengena la jack.... minum air plak.... aku pun tensi.. terjerit kat dia " nanti la!!! diam boleh tak... org tgh sakit!!!!"

Lepas tu tak de org kacau aku dah.. bapak aku ambik spray apa tah.. nak kasik panas... dia suruh aku ambik pain killer, but sbb aku breastfeed, i dare not take any medication..

Tgh2 duduk tersungkur menahan sakit tuh... sempat lagi aku kuarkan henfon, nak ambik gambar jari! kuikuikuiii.. tapi memory full la plak!!!

After like 10 mins, the pain wont go away.. aku dah tak tahan sgt... i CRIED... giler2 punya nangis.. tersedu2 siap.. sbb SAKIT SGT! balqis dah peluk2.. aku.. tried to console me... tak jalan beb..

Dah la laki aku tak der... HUWAAAAAAAA!!!!

Aku cuma takut affect tulang... sbb jari dah start bengkak and rasa numb... so my dad bawak pi klinik... and mind you.. i was still crying... Sampai klinik... sambil register.. sambil nangis... sampaikan aku dpt masuk dulu... even tho ada 2 org lain yg dtg dulu... muahhahaha.. lawak la plak.. agaknyer nurse yg register aku tuh kesian sgt tgk...

Balqis pun siap cakap kat aku... "dah ler nangis tu ma... malu la org tgk!"

Cettttt....

Lepas ambik x ray.. alhamdulilah tulang x de apa2... phewwww....

Cuma sampai skang jari aku x leh nak gerak sgt... plus still rasa numb.. :(

Pecah kaca pecah gelas…

About 2 weeks ago, on Saturday, kitorang tgh siap2 nak balik rumah MIL aku kat subang. Suddenly Mr Photographer panggil aku from the balcony.. tunjuk kat cermin tingkap kereta kitorang yg dah PECAH.. RETAK SERIBU.

Aku terkedu tak terkata apa… and standing out there, 2 boys at about 8-10 y.o dgn muka seposen. Mr Photographer explained bebudak ni yg baling batu kat cermin kereta sampai pecah.

I asked budak2 tuh nape baling? tinggal mana? Dgn muka 2 sen diorang pun jawab each question dgn jujur nyer… nak marah pun tak jadi.. We went to their house kat blok belakang.. but the parents tak de umah plak.

Apparently.. Mr Photographer said dia kat dlm umah, then dia dgr cam bebudak dok cakap2 kat luar ..”weihhh.. ko jgn lariiiii ko kena ngaku!!!! Jgn lari weiiii” something like that… He did not suspect anything lah..

Few seconds later bebudak tu kasik salam…and tanya Mr Photographer…”bang.. ni keter sapa ni bang? Kitorang nak minta maaf ni.. tak sengaja baling batu.. tingkap kete pecah..”

Sbb bebudak tu sendiri mengaku… Mr Photographer pun cakap elok2 la… nanti bagitau mak bapak… and tanya umah kat mana etc.

Dipendekkan cerita… we met the father.. and he agreed to pay the expenses nak repair tingkap tuh..

Tapinyer yg aku nak citer sgt.. is betapa JUJURnyer budak2 tuhhh (well one of them lah.. since the other one tu nak lari I guess.. hehehe).. the parents must have done something right in raising the boy…

In fact klu buleh we dowan to bagitau the parents pun.. sbb sah2 ler kena rotan kan? Kesian pulak… but they need to learn their lesson also.. jujur..jujur jugak.. but dah salah tuh.. kena la belajar…

But we did mention to the father despite pecahkan tingkap nih.. diorang sendiri dtg ngaku.. which is good…harap2 tak de la kena rotan bebudak tuh

Payah weih nak jumpa budak2 jujur camtuh… klu aku ler…. Dah lari dah kot!!! Muehehehe

Elehhhh ngutuk aku… klu korang pun lari jugak kan kan kan??

Eh tapinyer …. Aku tak lari kot.. I remember aku pernah reverse kereta (ni citer 10 tahun dulu kottt) TERlanggar keter neighbor depan. SKET jer la… tak kemik pun… kena bumper sket skot.. tak kemik langsung pasal aku reverse super slow.. I went to see him and apologize…

And… remember aku bawak keter langgar tembok masa aku awal2 kawin dulu (which btw sampai skang Mr Photographer tak mo repair!! Dia kata bior aku ingat sampai bila2… menci tau!!!) even tho adik ipar aku offered to take the blame (which aku sgt2 hargai and skettt lagi nak terima hhuahuahuahauh) but I still ngaku ok!

See… see…. Aku pun jujur jugak weih!!!

Lamanyer tak update

I am too busy with office work. (yes I know aku sempat chatting thru out office hours muhehehehe)

byk sgt benda yg kena update..

like gambar bilik aku yg dah berkurun and dah tak nampak mcm bilik IKEA tuh..
and gambar birthday balqis..
and gambar sports day balqis
and amy punya tag..

iskk.. semua ni perlu masa..

so aku rasa tunggu aku maternity leave la baru nak update semua2 di atas…

apart from that..

-today is a very jolly wonderful day sbb boss aku MC…

-work is like shit.

-Family is doing great. Like Mr Photographer said.. the only thing that makes him happy now is FAMILY, his wife and kid.. ye betul… I lap u tooo..

-Pregnancy is going on really fantastic.. in less than 2 mths (kalau beranak on the 6th) time Insya Allah we will be welcoming our new family member.

-Mr Photographer’s extrenal hardisk KONG!! Terkedu kejap.. sbb all his work, personal stuff simpan dlm tuh. Gambar2.. like wedding, vacation, all gone!! Sib baik ada a few yg aku simpan. Tapi mcm nak nangis jugak la mengenangkan data2 yg ilang.. iskkk..

Till then.. later lah ye... walaupun boss mc tapi keje cam byk...

I‘m back

Tak pergi mana pun… Cuma sedikit malas update + busy kat ofis + demam = blog tak berupdate.

So on Saturday we were at Subang. Gi kenduri sedara kawin at Shah Alam, then gi umah Kamalia melawat baby Muhammad yg baru lahir 20 April (Maulidur Rasul.. nice eh!). Baby as usual comel and wangi sgt2…iskkk.. sib baik kecik lagik.. kalau dah besar sket wajb kena gomol niehhh.. and Kamalia.. hmmmm.. cam tak beranak jer aku tgk. Mana pigi lemak2 hang haaaa… jeles tauuuuu…

Anyway.. apsal la ramai sgt dah beranak skang ni… Shell dah selamat, wife sepupu aku pun dah bulan Mac jugak.. Kamalia pun, then Yem/Lan April ni… korang ni pakat2 sumer nak beranak bulan mac/april ni eh?

Huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bila july nak dtg niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

And people say.. 2nd trimester ni masa paling enjoy… tapinyer kan.. since masuk 6 bulan ni… aku mcm dpt sinktophobia in the morning. Dun bother nak google or wikipedia the word, pasal it simply means allergy nampak sink in the morning. Asal masuk jer bilik air pagi2.. otomatik aku rasa nak muntah, which reminds me back to my 1st trimester… erghhh… luckily tu jer la setakat ini.. pening2 lalat tu sumer tak de.. alhamdulillah

Aaaaanywayyyy..

On Sunday, we had picnic kat titiwangsa.. hehe.. syiokkk… Aku masak nasi lemak, bawak pi makan2 tepi tasik, then 9 am bawak budak2 (farah, iwan, balqis) pi naik kuda and kereta kuda. The kids had so much fun!! Minggu ni kalau ada masa ingat nak pergi lagik!

Petang tuh, dah start haaaaaaaaaacummmmmmmmmm!! Srotttttt srettttttttt…
Iskkk.. selsema la plakk… sneezing like non stop..

Monday morning, aku dah rasa tak sedap badan, tekak pun dah start sakit. Gi klinik, doctor tu cam ampes… dia kata tak demam pun.. so cuma kasik ubat selsema, sakit tekak and MC. Pas tu cam gelak2 kata “pregnant ni byk sakit ek?”

Aku tampo karang… ingat main2 eh? Tak de tunjuk caring langsung…

Sib baik ada termometer sendirik kat umah (bought this one time balqis lahir dulu, very expensive but very accurate and very good and very tahan, very rekememded..hehe), balik klinik jer check temp. dah 38.2. tak demam hapanyerrrrrr..

Sbb aku malas nak tgk muka doctor tu lagik, I waited for 3pm punya doctor, yg ni mmg aku tau baik sket.

Meanwhile aku baring, makan, muntah, tido, makan muntah…

Luckily Mr Fotographer pun ada kat rumah. Dia lah tulung ambik Balqis, prepared lunch for her, and jaga both of us. Balqis.. adalah org yg paling hepi (despite mamanya sakit) sbb both mummy and daddy kat rumah.

So after we went to clinic, we just spent the rest of the day at home, resting. Esoknya, aku still on MC, but feeling much better. Dpt la gi hantar and ambik Balqis from school, prepared her lunch, spent time with her.

Now, I’m feeling much2 better. Demam gone, only selsema and sorethroat left. Somehow my hearings are affected lah.. berdengung semcm… hv to check nihhh..

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Gambar tak de kena mengena dgn cerita.. sekadar hiasan. Sbb aku rasa gambar ni comey banget!

Anyway....

Saturday lepas, kak ani and family came over for dinner. My Phorographer wasn’t around, gi Melaka for cousin punya wedding. Time tu dah maghrib, I was about to solat, so aku pun masuk ler ke bilik air nak ambik air semayang.

As usual, mesti la lock pintu kan..

Lepas selesai berwuduk, aku pun bukak la pintu. Sekali pulas, the punat kunci dah unlock, however when I wanted to pulas somemore to bukak the pintu, terasa cam the tombol dah longgar..

Owwww noooooooo I’m stuck here… heheheh (jgn marah ayu)

Sib baik ramai org kat rumah, and rumah aku ni sekangkang kera jer.. so ketuk pintu bilik air, org kat depan pun bley dgr dah..

Jap side story jap..

I remembered time tinggal Melawati, my dad got himself stuck in the masterbedroom punya bilik air. Rumah melawati tu dah la sebesar2 alam. I was in my bedroom, dgr la mcm org dok ketuk2.. lama la jugak.. dlm ½ hour. Tot jiran tgh wat keje ke… buat dek jer la..

Dah lama sgt tuh, baru tergerak hati gi bilik parent, baru sedar ada org terkunci dlm bilik air.. alahaiii.. kesian bapak aku..

Ok back to original story

So aku ketuk2 pintu bilik air and told the others.. “tulunnnnn… pintu kenot open..” They tried to cari kunci bilik air, jumpa but still kenot open. Kak ani siap cakap..”rilek liana… jgn panic…” surprisingly aku mmg tak panic… aku dok pk dari aku buang masa duduk menonong.. baik ler aku basuh kain baju yg terendam tuh.. so I replied..” tak der.. tak panic.. take your time.. aku basuh baju dulu…”

Balqis pun tumpang panic.. I heard her saying “saper kat dlm?” kak ani said “mama” she said “haa..ma!! MAMA! Ma ok ke??” hehe..sayang kat aku ekk..

After 5-10 minutes of trying.. kak ani said “liana hang pi jauh2 from pintu sket.. abg fadzil nak buat aksi Jean Claude Van Damme nih… dok jauh2 tauu”

Ok ok.. so aku pun duduk la kat tempat paling ceruk sekalik.. and sekalik GEDEGANG!! Pintu tu pun terbukak la dgn penendang sidekick abg fadzil yg power lagi menyerupai Jean Claude Van Damme tuhh… hehehhe

Sib baik pintu is till in one piece.. Cuma terkopak sket plus anatomy the knob tu dah hancur…

Sib baik ler aku yg terkunci kat dlm.. kalau ler bebudak yg terkunci.. lagi haru..

Rupanya kak ani kata abg fadzil dah biasa buat keje2 JCVD nih.. kat rumah diorang dah few times kak ani terkunci dlm bilik air.. patut ler terer..

Ampes punya pintu bilik air.. sib baik aku baru 6 bulan pregnant.. kalau terkunci time nak terberanak..mmg aku panic jugak la kot..

Moral of the story.. kalau tak de org kat rumah, masuk bilik air toksah kunci pintu.. kalau nak kunci jugak bawak masuk henfon dlm bilik air..

My weekend

byknyer benda nak update..tiba2 cam busy plak hehehe.. huhhh?? konot busy? busy berlakon ke hapa? aku busy betul ok...hmphhh..


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i attended training last thursday and friday. Train-The-Trainer Training. TTTT. basically sesiapa yg bercita2 nak jadik trainer, facilitator, nak kasik public speaking, attendlah training ni. sbb dia ajar camner nak jadik effective trainer.


end of the course, sumerang kena kasik 5 minutes training. the facilitator will set the scene, ask other participant to berlakon..org ni..tanya byk2 soklan.. org tu.. cakap kuat2 dlm hp.. org lain.. menguap kuat2..etc.


time aku.. once aku bukak jer mulut nak present.. ada 2 org participant ni bergaduh.. demn.. camner aku nak react nih? tak cukup dgn gaduh.. ada org lain dok gelak terbahak2.. mangkuk btul..lepas tu tgh2 present.. ada org bangun dok selak2 meja cari hp plak..dok jerit2 dlm class "anybody seen my hp?" iskk.. dugaan.. dugaan..


overall the training ok lahh.. i had fun.. (and the food is good)


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i had eye allergy/infection last friday. tgh syiok2 tgk movie (we have mini cinema at home, jgn jeles) tiba2 mata aku rasa gatal/uncomfortable mcm ada benda. in 1 hour jer, mata aku cam bengkak and berair. at 2 am, i noticed mcm this selaput jernih dah menyelubungi my left eye (except the biji mata yg hitam). makkkk!!!! takoootttt!!!!


we rushed to clinic, dr kasik ubat titik, itu ini, and asked us to come back esok pagi if tak baik jugak. bangun pagi jer, aku tgk mata tak get any better, so we went to clinic again. dr cakap "tak payah pergi specialist, continue jer ubat tu.." and this comes from the same dr that mistakenly diagnosed my appendiks problem 20 years ago..


hmmm..camner?


since aku pon cam byk keje nak buat plus i dowan to go to hospital.. aku pun oklah, no need specialist.


alhamdulillah today.. (since sabtu sebenarnya) mata aku dah ok.. syukur..


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i really pampered and enjoyed myself this weekend.


sabtu - lepas pergi clinic and tak jadik pi hospital, mr photographer and balqis went straight to subang while me, the-desperate-to-pamper-herself mummy went to hair salon and give myself hair treatment. waduh2 bestnyer... buat itu ini..4 jam duduk atas kerusi.. and now i hope mr photographer tak mistaken his wife dgn catherine willows from csi heheheheh


ahad plak - MIL got me a facial voucher kat USJ, so thari tuh pergi lah aku buat facial worth 1st trial mmg murah maaa.. pas tu dia suruh aku signup.."sorry.. kena tanya husband dulu, im a housewife" hehehe..MIL even book another place for 1st facial trial on the 6th.. wallauwey syioknyer..


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work?
huhuhhu..nak nangis!!!


tuition?
hmmm... getting ready for next year bebeh!


balqis?
cam tu ler..makin cheeky..makin bijak..makin suka merengek (only when i'm around). last nite she said "mummy... im soooo hungry!! my stomach is BROWLING" (i think she meant growling) pandainyer.. aku masa umo 4 tahun did not even understand what is browling or growling whatever it is hehehe..


she tried to crack a joke.. u know.. the ones that she learnt from cartoon.


"why did the banana goes to clinic?" she asked..


mr photographer answered "becoz the banana is sick?"


"noooo... becoz.. the banana is not feeling well!!"


huhhhh??? tak paham la beb!! hehe

tapi sbb tak nak kasik dia malu.. gelak jer la.. huahuahuahuahuahuhauhahah!!!

menda dlm kepala aku

aku dah lama terpk pasal ni tapi tak pernah tulis..

u know.. dulu time aku divorce, i kept on accusing my x hubby this and that. ye lah.. bukti2 byk.. so very the obvious, so takkan tak betul kan? (i do not wish to elaborate on the details tqvm) i remember masa tu abg ipar aku cakap "we may only be 99% sure, there is still possibility that its not true"

yea rite.. i dont care.. time tu lah.. aku tak kira.. pada aku dia mcm gini gini..gitu gitu..the end.

sampailah sekarang, ada latest case, kabar2 angin, mulut2 org yg cakap maid aku gini gini, gitu gitu. aku pun, being lurus bendul me, percaya jer la apa org cakap. mr photographer constantly telling me.. "selagi dia tak ngaku, there is always a possibility yg dia tak buat, kita tak leh caya sgt cakap2 org ni"

so in my maid's case, we confronted her, and she denied. wallahualam.. betul tak betul, Allah saja yg tahu.

u see, i have been accused of doing things i have not even thought of. (again, i do not wish to elaborate on this)

when confronted, somehow the bukti2 mmg tunjuk aku yg buat. and i dont blame the person for accusing me. kalau aku pon.. dah sah2 tunjuk konot yg buat kan? nak deny apa lagik?

but i know that i did not do, and i know the truth. so org nak percaya or not, up to them.

i learnt my lesson.

tu lah..dulu2 suka sgt tuduh2 org. asal org cakap.. percaya bulat2.. pas tu sibuk dok cerita kat org balik.. skang kena balik kat aku.. padan muka.

jgn simply tuduh2 org.. berat tuh.. dah jadi fitnah.

i cannot think of a title

gambar kawin and gambar jumpa farah and ayu lom siap.. godek2 hardisk aku tadi jumpa gambar si kecik ni posing pakai specs.. boleh lah ye?

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keje aku sungguh slow skang. project dah rollout. training dah habis. now its up to users nak pakai ke idak.. nak follow procedure ke idak. aku, of course kena ensure org follow procedure, tapi kalau dah 2-3 email hantar, call tak berjawab.. bukan salah aku ler kan? so since balik kawin harituh, keje aku dok nganga, blog, nganga, baca online paper, gym, lunch, nganga lagik, surf, nganga, balik.. fuhh. best! tapi hari ni aku extra rajin, buat sket2 proactive work.. ye lah.. early confirmation tuh baru proposal by boss, belum sampai HR kekekekeekke.. kang dah confirm aku nganga jer la tiap2 hari.... :)

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convocation is this saturday. baju haprak tak prepare. unlike time first degree dulu.. siap tempah baju baru beb! this time, sb dekat sgt dgn kawin kot, so tak kose dah akak nak tempah2 baju. pakai jer la baju mana yg ada. one thing tak best is we hv to pakai tudung provided by the university. iskkk... muka aku is soooo tak kena dgn tudung kaler cream ok... plak tuh the tudung is so keras and kejung.. iskk.. camner?

the tudung issue put aside.. but im so happy and lookinf forward for the convo. penat2 belajo siang mlm tak tido, finally dah habis! semua effort sgtlah berbaloi. and paling best dpt convo dgn husband! and paling best jugak dpt ambik gambar family nanti! sonok lah si balqis nanti..we plan to pakaikan her the dress that we bought for the wedding. sian dia.. time wedding tak sempat nak berposing sgt sbb demam.. tunggu convo then kita posing puas2!

my parents are away in taiping for work. dah seminggu kat sana, by right ntah bila nak balik. i called them yesterday bagitahu abt my convo, and they said ok, diorang balik friday nite nanti. iskk.. terharu aku.. balik sini semata2 nak attend aku punya convo ok.. sayang mak ayah!

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i still live with my parents. so by right tak payah la beli apa2 keperluan rumah, like perabot, kitchen stuff, electrical stuff etc. but u know.. time2 mcm ni.. ada jer benda2 yg rosak yg nak perabih duit aku.. like few days ago blender aku rosak.. and now microwave plak rosak.. haiyoooo.. and kebetulan ex colleagues from SCOPE kasik jusco voucher, so semlm habih dah voucher guna utk beli blender and microwave.. isskk.. baru ler aku plan nak beli kasut ke, baju ke, apa2 ke.. there goes my shooping budget!

I am feeling much better today

Asthma is 90% gone... i can walk in my normal pace oredi now.. alhamdulillah.. and oh yes i am still in the ofis, successfully declining the urge nak ambik MC. Am I considered workaholic? maybe lah kot..

The only thing is flu and sorethroat.. anybody knows any instant remedy to flu? I dowan to srot sret srot sret and blowing my nose time akad nikah kat masjid u know... nanti kang org ingat aku nangis sbb syahdu plak.. kehkehkeh..

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i bought this new shoe, yg comfy nak pakai pergi balik ke ofis. u know.. i have been wearing my RM2.90 selipar jepun from carrefour pergi balik (and this selipar is so comfy and tahan), sampai ofis tukar nice shoe. so since this shoe pun harga boleh tahan, i tot just buy lah..

and u know.. after 2 hari pakai.. the benang tertetas oredi.. BUDUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
dat is 2 days ok??? bukan 2 minggu, bukan 2 bulan.. sakitnyer hati aku... dah la aku mmg tak banyak kasut (even balqis has more shoe collection), now that aku rajin beli kasut, jadik mcm ni plak.. i think aku mmg tak de jodoh dgn kasut.. i am stuck with the RM2.90 selipar!!

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speaking of stuck, this part is dedicated to ayu.. :)

ayu wrote somewhere in her blog about her and amirah mengigau in english. well u know.. few nites ago Balqis also mimpi and mengigau in english.. wakakakkka.. i feel like calling ayu there and then tgh2 mlm tu nak bagi dia dgr.. balqis was yelling "why??? why?? why?? i don't want!! no!!"

hehhe.. so farah.. tell us when adam also mengigau in english.. aku rasa anak2 kita semua terkenan kat ayu!

Transformers

mlm ni nak tgk wayang yeay yeay..
tadi beli tiket wayang.. tgh2 beratur, tiba2 aku dgr "Liana!"
ropa-ropanya mazlina aka linaleeds! heheh..beli tiket wayang gak ler tuhhh..

lama giler tak jumpa dia and other UIA friends. rindu aaaa.. apa kabar korang sumer ek? masing2 sibuk keje, sibuk outstation sana sini.. bagus lah..

teringat zaman study dulu.. asal weekend jer tak de kat umah.. balik keje jer singgah UIA sampai tgh2 mlm..iskk..ngeri.. heheh.. but it was damn worth it. syiokkk.. highly recommended (pada sesiapa yg byk sgt free time).

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u know how irritating my sister (kak ani) is?

ada sekali tu, (few weeks ago) time aku nak drive balik rumah lepas habis tuisyen, dia dtg ketuk cermin tingkap kete aku. ingatkan ada tinggal brg ke apa.. aku pun turunkan la tingkap..tanya "apsal?" korang tau apa dia cakap? "JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG"

mangkuk ayun tahap lima belas btul!!!!!

aku apa lagik.. "KAK ANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" aku dgn terkejut and menjerit sekuat hati, sampai kak ani pun terlompat terkejut tgk aku jerit.. hehe.. "that was meant to be a joke lah!" she said dgn gelak2 nak guling atas jalan tuh.. "tu bangang punya joke lah!!!!!" i replied.. dgn aku sekali nak tergelak even tho tgh kecut perut... aperdaa....

semlm.. time nak balik.. dia panggil kat pintu rumah.."liana.. JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG!"

MANGKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

aku ni dah ler senang terkejut.. terlompat2 depan rumah dia dok takut punya pasal... pas tu masuk kete si fatin plak sms "semua yg dtg daripada Allah..JPB" iskkk.. like mother like daughter.. dua2 mangkuk...

sakit hati dak? iskkk...

My weekend

What did I do eh? Mengemas.. mengemas and more mengemas.. and oh yeah.. went to mak andam’s place and tried few bajus.. most prob will settle for songket tabur kaler ijau pucuk pisang.. hijau nkooo… mula2 iyo iyo nak biru.. try2 lawa la plak yg hijau… hijau pun hijau la labuuu.. asal aku selamat kawin sudah..

I’m having trouble/headache/tertekan with my maid. (tak habis2 citer maid).

Dia ni ok.. keje bagus, jaga anak bagus, buleh percaya.. BUT.. perangai kong ajar yg aku tak leh tahan. Kdg2 aku rasa cam pejam jer la mata.. layan jer la.. tapi dok makan dalam beb.. sakit jiwa ok?

Now that Balqis dah besar..lagi la aku tak leh tahan.. almost everyday Balqis akan mengadu “ma…. Kakak kata… yada yada yada..” mcm2 la kakak kata… yg maid ni pun.. ingat si Balqis tu tak pandai ke..amenda dia cakap sumer budak comel tu report balik (I did great job in training Balqis mengadu hihihihih)

Camner aku nak wat? Minah ni jenis keras kepala yg kalau tegur (even tegur elok2) nanti dok masam muka. Aku jugak susah hati bukan pasal apa.. kang dia buat apa2 kat Balqis..camno.

Nak ambik maid lain.. haiihh..kang pe-el lain plak..kotnyer dpt yg mendera budak.. lagi kesian. At least yg ni tak de la dera2 anak aku (not yet, harap2nyer tak der la). Cuma aku tak mau Balqis membesar dgn org mcm tu.

Apa ek? Alternative lain nak jaga budak? Suruh mak, awal2 dia dah surrender tak mau.. tua dah pun.. tak larat dah.

Sigh………….. aku sorang je ke yg susah hati pasal pk org nak jaga anak.. ke sumer mak bapak camtu? Am I overly worried?

Time2 mcm ni.. rasa cam desperate sgt nak jadik housewife.. let me raise my own children.. tak yah pk benda2 mcm ni.

Mr Photographer… can I berenti keje and be housewife?

Hehehe.. I know I know.. jgn harap!

Coti sekolah!

Mesti LRT tak penuh, parking tak full, and best of all boss aku coti seminggu!

Kepada sesiapa yg pergi bercuti.. Selamat Bercuti, selamat pergi dan balik.

Esok Balqis kuar dgn abahnya.. happy tak terkata! Sibuk mengira hari abahnya nak ambik.. :) Bagusla.. mama happy for you!

Btw, I've told my ex hubby that I am getting married. Alhamdulillah he is okay. Cuma berpesan jaga Balqis elok2.... of course!!

Selamat berweekend!

Banyaknya benda nak cerita part 1

Sebenarnya aku MC 2 hari last Thursday and Friday. Memang sakit pun. Tapi sakit 10% jer kot, 90% lagi ialah M.A.L.A.S yang amat. Plus kerja utk tuisyen cam byk sgt tertangguh. Oh, did I mention I got another student? heheh.. Alhamdulilah, rezeki. Tahun 5 punya student, neighbor kat rumah kak ani.

So MC dua hari byk lah activity yg dibuat. byk lah benda nak cerita. Tu yg title post pun ada part 1, coz I foresee ada byk parts. Nak story semua kat sini cam panjang sgt plak.

Tadi baru dpt sms from Zihan my MBA classmate, anak dia dpt SPM 10 1As. Congratulations! Pandainya.. like father like son!

Ok people, get ready to read... hehehe