06 January 2009

Don’t mess with her!



Ada satu mlm ni aku tgh golek2 dgn balqis atas katil, when tiba2 dia accidently ter-siku kepala aku.. uikkk.. bleh tahan sakit… tu accidently tuh… kenot imagine klu dia purposely me-nyiku.. lagik la sakit…


So I got an idea… why not ajar dia basic self sefense kan? After all.. bukan ke org kata bahagian elbow ni antara yg paling keras kan?


So I tot her how to ‘pukul’ or ‘belasah’ org using her siku klu anything happen.. I oso tot her to struggle and let herself free klu ader org tiba2 tangkap and angkat dia.. ajar dia jerit kuat2, lari laju2 klu ada org nak kacau… plus, aku ajar dia to BITE tgn org kuat2 and lastly.. heheh.. I tot her to POKE the eyes kuat2.. muahahahhaha


U think I am ganaz?? Read on…


After the 15 mins lesson.. hehe.. kitorang buat la simulation.. so aku kunun2 jadi the org jahat.. tried to tangkap dia.. and asked her to do all the stuff I just taught her.. of course.. I told her.. “jgn pukul btul2 la… mama sakit kang..” heheh


And u know wat… lepas habis tuh.. dia cakap kat aku.. “ma… lepas pukul org tu kan… kakak balqis buat gini plak kat org tu,..” sambil buat action pegang kepala aku.. and HANTUKKAN KEPALA DIA KAT KEPALA AKU!!!!!


Then dia sambung “haaaaa… buat camtu baru la org tu jatuh ma!!”


Uikssssssssss…. I dun remember teaching her that!!


Aku tanya Mr Photographer mana plak budak ni blajar benda2 gini…and he said.. “tengok wrestling la niehhh”


Hmpphhh….

7 comments:

Cik Puan Kamil said...

Good lesson. SOmething that I will definitely teach my babies balik karang.... he he.... Especially the gigit part and poking the eyes part..... He he... Well done.

Konot said...

aishah - mmg bagus..hehehe.. prepare lah kan... if anything kan..

myra - yes u shud ajar... toksah ajar bab hantuk kepala plak.. hehehe

pijah said...

pergh.. hebat gila ur daughter!

Konot said...

pijah - mana pigi blog nko daaaa

pijah said...

aku pemalas. so tader blog daahh

Ayu said...

Ecehcehceh... bukak skill silat gayung balik ker .. hehehe

Konot said...

ayu - muehehhehehe lupa plak silat gayung eh? kuikuikuiiii

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